All twelve episodes of the BBC Radio 4 sketch show starring Robert Webb and friends

Welcome to Cement Cow, the sketch display where anything can be done. Written by James Cary, who earned a Sterling silver Sony Honor for Think that the Unthinkable, this ridiculous, surreal and clever comedy stars one half of ‘Mitchell and Webb’, Robert Webb. Also featuring are Oscar-winning actress and comedian Olivia Colman, as well as Sally Hawkins, Chris Pavlo, Beth Chalmers and even more.

Features include Narnia being vandalised about Cement Cow: THE ENTIRE Series 1 and 2 by two children from Peckham, temping for NASA, Batman’s routine, the theft of Hitler’s jewels, and the consequences of a murder secret party that moves a little too far. Plus, King Midas is not sure whether existence is as great as yellow metal, Sherlock Holmes takes on Cluedo, Alan Turing requirements IT support and a war poet is told that the soldiers prefer limericks.

We also learn the true reason Columbus sailed round the world, uncover the truth behind laser eye procedure, and get yourself a taste of Radio 4’s new quiz present, I BELIEVE You’ll Find, consisting of ‘half an hour of excessive pedantry and nit-picking (first round: break up infinitives)’.