I thought kids were annoying. But after I meet Ana, the MILF following door’s little girl, I change my mind. She’s the same love of life that I do.

She’s a cool person, just on a smaller scale.

And hanging out with her means more time with her mother.

Makenna is simple on the eye, but will be better on my bike.

Getting close to me is certainly a risk. But I’d lay down my life on their behalf. Take a bullet.

Girls like fight scars, right?

Contains mature themes.