Adorkable (ah-dor-kuh-bul): Descriptive term meaning to be similar parts dorky and lovable. For reference, observe Sally Spitz.

Seventeen-year-old Sally Spitz is done with dating. Or at least, she’s done with the terrible blind schedules/hookups/sneak attacks her matchmaking bestie, Hooker, units her up on. There’s only so much one geek female and Gryffindor supporter may take.

Her solution: she requires a fake boyfriend. And fast.

Enter Becks, soccer phenom, all-around-hottie, and Sally’s best friend practically since birth. When Sally asks Becks to be her F.B.F. (fake sweetheart), Becks is only too happy to be utilized. He’d do anything for Sal-even if which means giving her PDA lessons in his bedroom, saying she’s ‘more than fairly,’ and expertly kissing her at parties.

The problem: Sally’s been in love with Becks all her life-and he’s completely clueless.