Ahh, the Aged Kingdom!

Come and family pet our angry, fire-breathing dragons. Take a dip with mighty sea serpents inside our lovely warm seas. Play catch-the-arrow with merry elven warriors. Drink ale* with the dwarves.

For an unforgettable knowledge, the Old Kingdom is the ideal destination for the next holiday**

Success is optional, and highly unlikely.

*Similarity to actual beverage not guaranteed.

**Travel insurance not available.

***This is exactly what three asterisks appear to be when you put them in a row.

A Pair of Nuts on the Throne is publication three in the Automatic robot vs Dragons trilogy. To maximise your enjoyment, this description is completely without spoilers, or certainly, useful info of any kind.****

****Trust me, if you’ve read the initial two books guess what happens you are getting, and if you haven’t you’re on the incorrect product page.