Orlando, the original Sloane-dog and intrepid gapper, can finally discharge his diaries to inspire other tourists to check out in his chunder-filled footsteps. From sleepless nights in Buenos Aires to charitable endeavours in Tanzanah, Orlando gives the low-down on the ultimate gap experience…

Just back from his travels, our intrepid Sloane-dog wants to pass on the knowledge he has literally gleaned approximately the world’s most effective cash-lash ratio hotspots, cultural landmarks (bars), and about The Distance Yah Plannah the ways of societies other than our own (taking a cow in Cambodia).

Rootling around Tarquin’s rucksack, Orlando discovers a battered guidebook – sadly basically completely defaced with chunder from one of their many heroic Pisco Sour, Margarita or Mai Tai sessions. To compile the best dossier of tips for the generations that will stick to in his Ugg-booted footsteps, Orlando provides snipped out the salvageable parts and interspersed them with web pages from his own diary and a few other pieces and bobs he’s on the world wide web or in the liner of his bag.

From budgeting for your time and effort away (mummy and daddy’s credit credit card) and what never to bring (landmines – they’ve already got a lot over here, if anything, way too many), to how to say ‘vomcano’ in Spanish, this is the absolutely essential religious, political and cultural guide to taking advantage of your difference yah.