Joy Randall’s Best 5 Techniques for Vampire Hunters:

Location, location, location. Vampires won’t be captured dead (ha!) in areas like discos, ten-minute lube shops, or Switzerland. Remember, if you wouldn’t end up being there, neither would a bloodsucker. Trust your eyes. You understand the attractive, annoyingly arrogant, self-assured man in the shadows with long hair and a cleft in his chin? He’s your vampire. Regardless of how tempting it might be, do not “accidentally” acquire a paper lower on your own finger and suggest your vampire kiss it to create it better. Play it great. Don’t offer to accompany your prince of the night time for the talk-show circuit, and whatever you decide to do, don’t present him your center! Most of all, remember: being a vampire is nothing at all to have a good laugh about.