Article writer, comedienne, and full-time Blonde, Selena Coppock gives up journeys, misadventures, and golden-hued nuggets of intelligence inside a laugh-out-loud anthem for all those of us who also really do have more fun . .

The modern blonde is savvy, wise, confident, capable, rather than afraid to laugh at herself when the occasion calls for it. She understands who she is and is prepared to subvert all stereotypes (although she’s not above wielding her fantastic tresses to her advantage), and knows how to be both classy and just a little brassy.

In the manner only a Boston-bred New Yorker who once gained “Best Hair” in her senior high school graduating class could, Coppock doles out tongue-in-cheek advice about avoiding hair disasters, the consequences of dating a guy who cares a touch too much about his own hair product, and so much more in an outrageous article collection that may have even the staunchest of raven-haired beauties considering a trip towards the nearest salon.