Following success of Move the F**k to Rest, Confessions of the Scary Mommy, and Ketchup Is definitely a Vegetable, a assortment of funny, warm, and charmingly profane tales from the frontlines of parenthood by the author of the popular Baby Sideburns blog.

Once upon a time you as well as your partner had an ideal life: meals out, weekend mornings cuddling during intercourse, brunch with friends. Then you gave birth to a poop machine (or two). Now, it’s about the pediatrician, breasts pumps, princess dresses, and about I Center My Little A-Holes: A bunch of holy-crap occasions no-one ever informed you about parenting minivans. And discovering that your satisfaction and joy is truly a little A-hole.

Whenever your son wakes you up at 3:00 A.M. because he really wants to view Caillou, he’s an a-hole. When your daughter outlines every corner of the living room using a purple crayon, she’s an a-hole. When your rug rats purposely color the kitchen ceiling with their smoothies, they’re a-holes. Sometimes like these, it’s only natural to wish to kill them (or yourself). But it’s against the law (and there’s the suicide hotline). Plus, there’s that entire loving them a lot more than anything in depends upon issue.

In I Heart My Little A-Holes, Karen Alpert stocks hilarious tales, lists, and deep thoughts on the joys and horrors of raising children. Accompanied by cheery illustrations and photos I Center My Little A-Holes will make you chuckle so difficult you’ll want you were wearing a diaper.