For fans of Grace Helbig and Alexa Chung comes a fresh, hilarious guidebook to growing up the right path from social media marketing influencer and way of living vlogger Arden Rose.

In Nearly Adulting-perfect for budding adults, failing adults, and eaters of microwave mug brownies-Arden tells you how to survive your future adulthood. Topics include:

Making internet friends who are interesting rather than murderersFlirting with somebody in a way to create them think you are fascinating and not a murdererBeing within an actual relationship where you discuss your feelings in a healthy manner??? To your partner???????Consuming enough proteinAssembling a somewhat acceptable adult closet when you have zero dollarsGoing on escapades without beginning to smellHow making love is meant to feel, but, like, actually thoughBy the finish from the book-a mash-up of essays, lists, and artwork-you’ll have learned not only how to dress yourself, how to travel alone, how exactly to talk to strangers online, and how exactly to time strangers (in PERSON!), but also how exactly to pass as a real, functioning, appropriately socialized adult.