Educational, uplifting, and thoroughly hilarious, this rollicking “bald memoir” is definitely a one-stop guide to appreciating life as you lose nice hair, and will be offering dating, grooming, marriage, sex, and even toupee advice for bald men and the people who claim to love them.

Humorist and comedy television writer Julius Sharpe woke through to 9/11 to his own private disaster: his hair was falling out. So You’re Going Bald is certainly his amusing odyssey-a tale filled up with despair, horror, acceptance, and laughter that about Therefore You’re Heading Bald! everyone can relate to, whether you’re nineteen or getting close to ninety-or are simply bald-curious.

While Julius tells it, going bald is for-real traumatic. Shedding his locks preoccupied his days and held him up Googling every evening for five straight years. He experienced in private, but now he’s making it his mission that no cue ball will live alone using the agony of hair loss again. Sharpe examines what this means to become hairless up best, and walks you through how to take a look at yourself in the mirror and not desire to perish. He outlines the three phases of baldness (anger, more anger, even more anger), and volunteers himself as a guinea pig, testing laser beam helmets, plugs, and toupees. So You’re Heading Bald can be one-part tough like and one-part inspiration . the same manner that Fran Drescher’s Tumor Schmancer inspired an end to schmancer.

Everybody knows someone who is bald, or going bald, or got their hair cut way too short. In So You’re Heading Bald, Sharper provides an emotional roadmap for living lifestyle in the bald lane, giving voice from what it feels like to know that “lawn doesn’t grow on a busy street.”