Penguin presents the unabridged, downloadable, audiobook release of The Bible According to Spike Milligan, written and go through by Spike Milligan.

The Old Testament: but more mad, more merry, more… Milligan!

“And God said, Permit there be light; and there was light, but Eastern Electric power Board said He would have to wait around until Thursday to get in touch.”

There were many interpretations from the Old Testament on the centuries but never one that can compare with this. Spike Milligan offers rewritten, in his own inimitable style, many of the best-known stories of the Aged Testament, featuring heroes like Ruler “my brain hurts” Solomon, the fantastic oaf of a giant Goliath as well as the lesser-known crossword clue, Hushai the Archite.

Believers and nonbelievers alike will love this hilarious re-working, where the jokes, jests and jibes tumble more than each other from Chapter A single, Verse A single until kingdom come.