The Werewolf’s Guide to Life: A Manual for the Newly Bitten Audiobook
The Werewolf’s Guide to Life: A Manual for the Newly Bitten Audiobook
- Robertson Dean
- Random House (Audio)
- 2009-09-29
- 5 h 30 min
Summary:
Have you been attacked by a wolf-like creature in the last thirty days? Was it following the sunlight had set and under a complete moon? If you clarified, “yes” to both these questions, there’s a good opportunity that you were bitten with a werewolf. You will have less than per month before the complete moon profits and with it your first transformation right into a savage, bloodthirsty beast.
Survival is an option, but first, know this:
* Werewolves are true.
* The majority of lycanthropes who don’t have access to this book about The Werewolf’s Guide to Life: A Manual for the Newly Bitten die during or soon after their 1st transformations, generally due to heart failure, gunshot wounds, exposure, drowning or suicide.
* Hollywood horror movies aren’t to be utilized as guides to living like a werewolf. Their objective is not to educate, but to amuse. Because of this, they are mainly ignorant of the realities of the problem.
* Ignorance creates monsters; lycanthropy does not.
* You are not a monster.
The Werewolf’s Guideline alive cuts through the fiction and guides you through your first transformation and beyond, offering indispensable advice on how to tell if you’re really a werewolf, post-attack etiquette, breaking the news headlines to your spouse, avoiding government abduction, and how exactly to not just survive, but thrive. You cannot afford to not read this book. Your very life depends on it.