I’ll become totally honest. This is not the type of audiobook that can help you. It’s not a “how-to,” a “when-to,” or a “what-to-expect.” It isn’t even endorsed by anyone remotely connected to the medical profession. (Although a cousin of mine who offers carpeting to doctors’ offices not merely found out it “insightful” and “educational,” but sensed that, “if properly vacuumed, it will last a lifetime.”)

“A fine endorsement,” you state. “But if about Babyhood I’ve only one audiobook to get, shouldn’t I go for the useful one?”

Let’s review:

Those “know-it-all” books tell you how to have a happy, healthy pregnancy. My publication mentions a squirrel.

Those books tell you how to care for a newborn child. My publication describes how exhausted I am.

Those books give you important information you can use within a life-threatening emergency. My publication has some very amusing anecdotes about poop.

So really, it’s up to you.

If you wish to be prepared and well-informed, I am aware. But in the event that you enjoy hearing what “pterodactyl” and “uterus” in the same reserve, you’ve arrive to the proper place.