If David Sedaris, Chelsea Handler, Larry David, and Caitlin Moran had the unlikeliest orgy ever sold, the resulting love child might one day write a publication like this rollicking collection of true stories from Roy Sekoff, the founding editor of the Huffington Post. Whether he’s describing a teenage pilgrimage to a Situations Square porn superstore, life-changing experiences with high colonics and psychic readings, an ill-fated try to make off with a tissues made up of Oprah’s tears, or that point Chevy Chase grabbed his balls at a funeral, Sekoff is normally a exciting, irreverent raconteur whose sharp observations wring laughs out of a ludicrous-yet-relatable life.