In the event that you feel like your kids are killing you, you’ve come to the proper place.

Attention all potty-mouthed, cheap-wine-drinking moms: Prepare to meet up your match. Any poor thought you’ve had about your children, Nicole Knepper has already established worse. Much worse. It’s not really that she doesn’t love her children. It’s that she understands what a mind-f*?% it can be to attempt to civilize those wild little beasts.

Predicated on her hugely well-known Facebook page, “Moms Who Drink and Swear,” this book reveals why family dinners are like herpes, how to prevent smashing toys and games that are being fought over, and the joy of hearing that your son offers murdered his imaginary friend. As Nicole rants and raves about caring for children (without crushing their souls), family togetherness (without too many tears), the saving grace of girlfriends (and vodka), and love and marriage (and all the baggage that complements them), she gets to the center of what every exasperated mom is thinking, simply much funnier.