I’m Not Gonna Lie: And Other Lies You Tell When You Turn 50 Audiobook
I’m Not Gonna Lie: And Other Lies You Tell When You Turn 50 Audiobook
- George Lopez
- Penguin Audio
- 2013-05-07
- 5 h 36 min
Summary:
From one of the most celebrated and beloved comedians and actors of our period, George Lopez, comes this hilarious, coming in contact with, and frequently wacky chronicle of life after fifty.
George Lopez only strike the half-century tag and the reset switch on his existence. Newly single and ready to embrace existence, George was thrilled to carefully turn fifty. It would be a welcome new phase in his life, an opportunity to bid farewell to a decade that included a kidney transplant and a divorce. However when he appeared around an area full about I’m Not really Gonna Lie: And Other Lies You Tell When You Switch 50 of his childhood friends, all gathered to celebrate his birthday, many right now bald or over weight, it suddenly hit him that he was old.
What happened? And moreover, what was he going to do about any of it? George learns the hard way that when you change 50, everything changes. You pull a muscle inside your sleep. You avoid mirrors at all costs, and always, often use a robe. You must schedule an appointment to have sexual intercourse. You have to dye nice hair and purchase a bathtub using a door.
As George learns to embrace life after 50, he invites readers into his world, sharing the ups and downs of getting older-from his relationship having a very much younger woman to a bizarre session having a pet psychic, to a trip behind-the-scenes at his tumultuous two years at Lopez Tonight, to a romantic take a look at his sacred surface, the golf course-and, for the first time, he reveals in moving detail, the story of the battle for his life against kidney disease.
I’m Not Gonna Lie can make you chuckle at yourself, cry about yourself, and look at turning fifty in a way you never would’ve imagined-through the eyes of George Lopez.