She’s just a NEW YORK girl living with her artist mom…

News display: Dad is prince of Genovia. (So that is why a limo usually meets her at the airport!)

Downer: Father can’t have any longer kids. (So no heir to the throne.)

Shock from the century: Like it or not, Mia is prime princess material.

The worst part: Princess lessons from her dreaded grandmere, the dowager princess of Genovia, who thinks Mia includes a thing or two to understand before she steps up to the throne.

Well, her father can lecture her until he’s royal-blue in the facial skin about her princessly duty no- way can be she shifting to Genovia and leaving Manhattan behind. But what’s a girl to do when her name is definitely PRINCESS AMELIA MIGNONETTE GRIMALDI THERMOPOLIS RENALDO?