‘Britain, Britain, Britain. Land of tradition, seafood and fries, the changing from the garden. Perhaps you have ever considered about the people of Britain? Neither have I…’ In these highlights of the initial BBC Television series, Lou will take Andy to the opera – ‘I don’t like it!’, to your pet store – ‘I actually desire a rabbit!’ – and on holiday to Helsinki – ‘I need to go to Florida!’ Lou offers to paint Andy’s bedroom: ‘Today, are you sure you want reddish…?’ Unconvincing transvestite Emily Howard, or rather Eddie Howard, about Small Britain: Best Of TV Series 1 converts mechanic, and goes for a stroll along the prom (as females perform). Ray McCooney’s tax payments are overdue, but can he give a cheque today? ‘Mebbe I could and mebbe I can’t…’ At DIY Universe, Des Kaye – ‘Wicky woo!’ – is definitely hard at work, while Sam Bailey includes a traveling lesson in the Duchess with a unique driving instructor. Yesterday’s check on crisps at Kelsey Grammar School will not make for content reading: ‘There is normally no such flavour as Prawn Collymore’, and there’s the scariest babysitter you’ve ever heard. With Tom Baker’s nonsensical narration, and guest-starring David Spirit, ‘I believe it’s fair to say that this is normally arguably the finest series ever broadcast. Good bybe!’