From #1 New York Times bestseller and radio phenomenon Laura Ingraham a sharp-witted, comic romp through the culture and habits of everyday U.S. citizens-now available in paperback.

My culture is usually depraved, Uncertain it can be kept . Of Thee I Zing. Property filled up with STDs, Jeans way right down to the knees, Nary a “thanks” or “make sure you” That is likely to sting. . . .

While Laura Ingraham was jogging through a Northern Virginia shopping mall one Saturday afternoon, it all became very clear to her: Our about Of Thee I Zing: America’s Cultural Decline from Muffin Tops to Body Shots nation is within grave peril. Our culture of ignorance, arrogance, and gluttony undermines our present and endangers our potential. Everywhere she switched, she saw signals of the impending catastrophe: zombie teenagers texting each other across a café desk; a man having his eyebrows threaded at a kiosk; a fiftyish girl shoehorned right into a tube top and thin denim jeans; and a storefront ad having a Victoria’s Top secret model spilling away of her push-up bra and into the encounters of young passersby. Ingraham considered, “Can be this it? Is definitely this what our forefathers fought for? What my parents struggled for? I wonder if Victoria’s Key continues to be having that two-for-one sale?”

Within an act of patriotic intervention, the most-listened-to girl in talk radio casts her satirical eye upon everything that ails American society. In this sharp-witted comic romp, Laura Ingraham goes on a guided tour through ten degrees of our cultural hell.

You know we’re in big trouble when . . .

Airplane chairs shrink-just seeing that the travellers expand.

Celebrity baby titles go in the peculiar (Apple, Stetson, and Daisy Boo) to the pathetic (Bamboo, Blanket, and Bronx).

People meticulously have a tendency their virtual vegetation on Farmville, while their children eat takeout.

“Breaking News” usually means it happened yesterday.

The weddings go longer than the relationships.

Facebook has turned into a verb and reading has become an ancient art form.

Of Thee I Zing can be cultural commentary too funny to ignore, igniting a nationwide conversation long past due. America, your cultural recovery begins here.