A nationally syndicated radio chat show web host and Fox Information contributor uses his trademark humor to consider us in the life and mind of the American liberal, coming up with 50 definitive things liberals just want to hate.

It’s effort being truly a liberal these days. When you hate issues most Americans love, it’s tiring to need to endlessly appropriate/teach/fix/enlighten the indegent dullards out there who just want to enjoy their lives. But it’s not too past due, liberals, to become listed on the fun! C’mon, split about 50 Things Liberals Want to Hate open up a Bud and throw another T-bone around the grill. But kindly check your disdain at the door when it comes to:

WALMART: Think about a handmade, locally sourced flat-screen tv instead?

STEAKHOUSES: There’s no steamed tofu on this menu.

MCDONALD’S: The stranger in the playground handing out candy to children.

FLAG PINS: It’s okay to love America, however, not enough to use it on your own lapel.

FOOTBALL: Battle with cleats and pads.

THE V-8 ENGINE: There’s just something ordinary wrong about everything that power and

freedom beneath the control of 1 person.

SUCCESS: When you earn more income than the rest of us, it hurts our feelings.

THE FOUNDING FATHERS: A couple of previous white men who are rendering it nearly

impossible for contemporary government to pick our doctors, teach our kids, correct our

diets, and save our money.

. and 42 various other darn reasons to lock the doorways, wind up the A/C, start the game,

and let the countdown begin. . . .