The newest book in the brand new York Times bestselling “Barney Stinson” canon teaches prospective parents everything they have to know to have a legendary kid.

So you’re likely to be a parent.

You might be thinking about some important queries:

Will I be a great parent? • AM I GOING TO be able to afford this? • Can I ever have sex again?

Well, the answer to all these questions is usually a rock-solid simply no. But just because your existence is now a petrifying turd for the canvas of lifestyle doesn’t imply your about Bro Code for Parents: What things to Expect IF YOU ARE Awesome kid must be as lame as you’re going to become. That’s why I’ve written this book-to teach you how to be an awesomommy or legendaddy.

The Bro Code for Parents will help you:

Choose a baby name that won’t get your kid stuffed into a junior high locker •

Interview and hire a smokin’ hot nanny • Train your child instant classics like “The Boobs for the Bus” and “Bro, Bro, Bro Your Motorboat”

With full-color illustrations, interactive function sheets, and even suggestions for how to turn a stroller into a broller, The Bro Code for Parents offers you all the tools you’ll need to increase your child to become almost as awesome as I am. Nearly.