SOON TO BE A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE FROM 20TH CENTURY FOX

Two reckless yet lovable all-American bros make a solid case for maturing gradually through their outrageous however enlightening misadventures across this great country of ours.

My buddy and I are looking for wedding dates for our cousin’s wedding ceremony.

We’ve been told by the bride that bringing times is “mandatory” so we “won’t harass most of my close friends forever” and “stay under control.” Instead of request some fringe women in our lives to go about Mike and Dave Require Wedding Dates: And a Thousand Cocktails and encounter the unavoidable ‘does this mean he really wants to take it to another level?!’ questions, we’d rather provide complete strangers and just shape it out…

We’re both in our 20s, one, dashingly tall, Anglo-Saxon, respectfully athletic, love to party, totally house qualified…like our mother, have observed Love Actually many times…organic, emotional, sensitive, but still bad kids.…You should be attractive or our aunts will judge you, however, not TOO attractive or one of our uncles might grope you.

Dave and Mike Stangle idea nothing from it when they boozily decided to consider the “activity partners” portion of Craigslist to solicit schedules to their cousin’s wedding. The amusing, out-of-this-world advertisement that they arrived up with-featuring an image of both brothers as centaurs-immediately proceeded to go viral, eventually getting these Wayfarers-wearing, moped-riding, totally reckless but ultimately loveable bros in the history of the “Internet popular.”

In Mike and Dave Require Wedding Dates, the Stangle brothers bring their brand, off-color humor to from their most disturbing adolescent experiences (like obtaining take down by a girl on their front lawn…before their dad), towards the most outrageous predicaments (like tripping on mushrooms using their bulldog, Frank), to proper sexting etiquette, and lastly to breaking up a midget club fight (you must shoo them apart). Using the incredible comedic chemistry of Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson in Wedding ceremony Crashers and the uncensored integrity of Tucker Maximum, Mike and Dave demand there’s nothing wrong with just viewing where life takes you.