When Jack port Sued Jill is the latest assortment of original verse by maverick multimillionaire publisher Felix Dennis. Taking the innocence of nursery rhymes and turning them into something completely darker, Dennis turns his piercing eyes in the follies and absurdities of modern life.

From ASBOs to Osama Bin Laden, creationism to split homes, Humpty Dumpty to Tony Blair, nothing at all and no the first is spared. Even more shockingly, once you have read Dennis’s upgrading of ‘Small Miss Muffet’, you’ll never have the ability to think of her in the same way again.

Scathing and hilarious, imaginative and unpredictable, When Jack port Sued Jill is an essential collection of twisted nursery rhymes for the twenty-first century.