In the creator from the hugely popular @thefatjewish Instagram comes an outlandish collection of hilarious personal essays and images, which might be probably the most ridiculous reserve in the annals of arts and words.

If Steven Seagal and Barbara Streisand had drunken sex and conceived an infant boy, he’d have present business chops and become proficient in fighting techinques. That youngster would become Josh Ostrovsky, generally known as ‘The Body fat Jew.’

Given birth to and bred in New York City, Ostrovsky’s overbearing mom about Cash Pizza Respect entered him into ‘the biz’ as an 8-season old with exquisite cheekbones and the performing voice of the angel. He made an appearance in various television advertisements, and after his child-acting career fizzled, Ostrovsky required 20 years from the limelight to spotlight finding himself, eventually opening a yoga exercise center in Toronto, and receiving his MFA in pottery at Middlebury College. JK, he mainly just did drugs.

However in 2009, when social media marketing became something, he triumphantly returned to a lifestyle in the limelight. He exfoliates daily, has the harp, bakes his very own croutons for every salad he eats, once saved an infant deer having a damaged leg who acquired fallen right into a stream, and talks fluent Portuguese. With an military of supporters on social media marketing that often border on fanatical and creepy, he is a ‘rising’ ‘superstar’ whose back-up plan is definitely to marry Suri Cruise when she’s of legal consenting age.

Channeling the brilliance of his online presence, MONEY PIZZA RESPECT rolls out one ludicrous story after another-from puking on his grandfather after a debaucherous drunken night to conserving his deaf neighbor from a burning up building, to employing prostitutes for the sole purpose of reenacting scenes from Mel Gibson’s Braveheart. With this, the next milestone of his glorious lifestyle, Ostrovsky will attempt to reinvigorate the dying moderate of print.

Writer.

As well as Size Model.

Horseback riding enthusiast.

Instagram Legend.

Josh Ostrovsky: The Body fat Jew.