A hilarious illustrated collection of tricks for successfully navigating the internet dating world like a millennial.

For solitary millennials, this situation is all too familiar: You’re on a date. It’s going well! Then instantly your date talks about you prefer you’re a f*cking idiot and you also under no circumstances hear from that person again. Guess you’re going to pass away alone, right? Maybe not! Humble writers Ben Schwartz and Laura Moses have written a book to save the continuing future of the people: Stuff You Should Already Know About Internet dating, You F*cking Idiot, a assortment of 100 dating tips–complete with illustrations–that shows clueless guys and young ladies the dos and don’ts of dating. In their publication, Ben and Laura cover all of the basics, from ‘Why are you texting in only Emojis, dummy?!’ to ‘Stop playing games, idiot!’ and, obviously, ‘PUT YOUR Mobile phone DOWN, A**Gap!’ To put it simply, this reserve will make you laugh and finally offer you a fighting opportunity at not dying alone.