A assortment of satirical, crass, comedic essays from famed Internet personality and NY Times bestselling author Maddox, of the infamous website The Best Web page in the World.

Within this third book from Maddox, the reigning king of Internet satire delivers a assortment of humorous, unapologetic essays in the same voice that propelled him into comedic stardom. With all-new materials, F*ck Whales delivers on his personal brand of satire, filled with self-promotion, petty rants, and excellent essays on everything Maddox deems worthy of his ire.