Lysander Hawkley combined breathtaking visual appearance with the kindest of hearts. He couldn’t move a neglected wife without rushing to the rescue which invariably led to ecstatic bonking, which didn’t please their erring husbands one little bit. Let loose among the neglected wives from the ritzy state of Rutshire, Lysander causes complete havoc. But it is when he meets Rannaldini, Rutshire’s King Rat and a temperamental, fiendishly promiscuous worldwide conductor, that the difficulty really starts…