Consider one wizard-that’s me-add a hot female vampire, give them a nice place in the country and what do you get? Paradise. Heaven on the planet.

So, obviously, someone went spoil it. No, it wasn’t me, not really this time.

The Hidden world is within chaos, and apparently I’m the main one that’s likely to cope with it!

Wise trolls, even smarter vampires-and not the nice types like Kate-witches on the rampage, inebriated gremlins, and imps intention on causing nuclear Armageddon, they have all combined to spoil my perfect life. I’m not even going to point out the chicken.

Well, I’m Faz Pound . Okay, you understand the rest by now! If they wish trouble I’ll provide it to them.

Honest, I just desire to live a noiseless life. Although, you understand, not too noiseless.