Warble Poundcake McGorkle and his entourage travel back in time to alter history. Their meddling in Revolutionary Times, at Custer’s Last Stand, the Alamo, Woodstock, as well as a detour to 1st century Jerusalem to kidnap Jesus–or Judas–leads to catastrophic effects for those living in contemporary times. Among the things Warble and his gang perpetrate are: 1. The origin of Preemptive Strikes (umpires calling attacks prior to the ball is usually tossed) 2. George Washington being banished to Britain for inventing the peanut (and thus being in charge of “Peanut Envy”) 3. Changing song lyrics and altering drugs at Woodstock to improve the politics and personalities from the hippies there 4. “Helping out” at the Alamo, in order that it’s the Mexicans who eventually obtain “saddled” with Texas. These are just some of the amusing shenanigans that culminate in a climactic scene as the protagonists return to the present and see what their adjustments have wrought.