Plague. Infection. Death. Civilization is fully gone, assaulted with the walking inactive. Within these webpages lies a man’s tale of unspeakable horror and laughter told through the zombie apocalypse. One man stands immune to the greatest plague in history. Our hero, should you choose to call him that, is currently hunted by organizations that would use him for his immunity. Chased by relentless causes incapable of mercy or pity, our hero and his friends must battle off the ones that seek to damage them. Government researchers seek him. The useless want to eat him. Humanity needs him.

No longer is our hero a useless plebe, unable to tell the difference between a clip and a newspaper. No longer is certainly he a fool who continuously makes mistakes. He’s right now an utter badass who continuously makes mistakes.

Join him as he chronicles his successes and failures in a world where success means acquiring an unopened can easily of Spam, and failure means loss of life.