In the 1st episode of Victor Gates’s hilariously naughty “”70’s cop display with today’s love of life,”” Sgt. Staccato and his males battle it out with stinky pirates as Dad Kelly from Belfast tags along. Craziness ensues as events result in an epic showdown at Mr. B’s Ballroom. Credits-

Sgt. Staccato – Elie Hirschman

Sgt. Berk – David Sobkowiak

Key Kilvinski – W. Ralph Walters

Dad Kelly – Victor Gates

Officer Chuck – Victor Gates

Officer Ted – W.Ralph Walters

Officer Zombie – Scott about Roads of Staccato, Show One: “Stench of the town” Wentworth

Narrator – W. Ralph Walters

Streetwalker – W.Ralph Walters

The Trucker – Mindy Rast

Mr. B – W. Ralph Walters

Cutthroat Carl – Scott Wentworth

Salty Sam – W. Ralph Walters

Skinny Expenses – David Sobkowiak

The Barmaid – Elie Hirschman

Bob Wolfenbridgen – Bill Holiweg

Marlea Ledford – Mindy Rast

Guy Kowabunga – W. Ralph Walters

Maximum Goldman – Victor Gates

Mayor Zimmer – Victor Gates

Compiled by Victor Gates and W.Ralph Walters

Additional dialogue by Elie Hirschman & Mindy Rast

Theme music mixed by W. Ralph Walters

Produced & Directed by Victor Gates

Written by Waterlogg Productions

Extras:

Staccato’s Law enforcement Blotter #1: Interview with Ralph Walters

Staccato’s Law enforcement Blotter #2: Interview with Elie Hirschman