In the next bout of Victor Gates’s hilariously naughty “”70’s cop display with a modern sense of humor,”” Chief Kilvinski gives Staccato a fresh assignment conserving a wayward woman from porn magnate Huge Heffer. Staccato chooses to fight fire with fireplace with…. nude turnip juggling? Credits-

Sgt. Staccato – Elie Hirschman

Official Chuck – Victor Gates

Sgt. Berk – David Sobkowiak

Main Kilvinski – W. Ralph Walters

Sleazy P.We.- Chris Barnes

Hippy Man – K.C. Locke

Hippy Woman – Gwendolyn Jensen- on the subject of Streets of Staccato, Event Two: “Vice Grasp” Woodard

Bob Wolfenbridgen – Expenses Hollweg

Marlea Ledford – Mindy Rast

Huge G. Heffer – Joe Bevilacqua

Mrs. Strapony – Gwendolyn Jensen Woodard

Dorothy Strapon – Mindy Rast

S+M Slave – Jake Barrett

Mobster – K.C. Locke

Sexy Announcer – Scott Wentworth

Officer Ted – W. Ralph Walters

Official Zombie – Scott Wentworth

Mayor Zimmer – Victor Gates

Paul – Elie Hirschman

the driver – Chris Barnes

Peter Bogdownabitch – Victor Gates

Narrator – W. Ralph Walters

Written by Victor Gates with Elie Hirschman

Extra dialogue by Mindy Rast and K.C. Locke

Theme music mixed by W. Ralph Walters

Produced & Directed by Victor Gates

Distributed by Waterlogg Productions

Extras:

Staccato’s Police Blotter #3: Interview with Mindy Rast

Staccato’s Law enforcement Blotter #4: Interview with K.C. Locke