What’s it like to be a monster in a town filled with monsters, who have no idea you’re a monster? Complicated and a little frightening, but doable.

What’s it prefer to be the girl who can’t die-that everyone appears to always wish to destroy? Frustrating simply because hell.

What’s it like to accidentally raise a psychotic alpha vampire everyone anxieties, who drops a whole lot of bodies on his 1st day trip as a gift for your troubles? Terrifying, if I’m getting honest.

What’s it like when that crazed vampire lets you know he wants you about Gypsy Freak to be the happy small intermission, during an ongoing ancient tale, and desires you to use your vagina to attract a werewolf alpha, a Truck Helsing alpha, and a intimate deviant alpha, so he can possess his old close friends back? That’s whenever a girl has to stop, shop around, and issue her life choices.

I really have no idea how these things keeps happening to me. Existence was simpler when it had been just me accidentally blowing myself up while wanting to create potions and hair shampoo. Ever since arriving at this town, I’ve had my neck slit by vampires, seduced a significant amount of attention from some powerful alphas, and do a lot of regrettably ridiculous points because I’m too gullible for shady monsters.

Contains mature themes.