Good girls head to Heaven. Bad girls go all the way .

What can be worse than electrocuting yourself whilst getting set for your internet date? Realizing the sizzling stud you’ve been fondling may be the Grim Reaper? Getting chased with a sex-crazed bloated, naked corpse? Think about an eternity of more poor hair days and horrific dates? Or lusting following the one guy in all the afterlife whose hydrophobia rivals his concern with commitment? Yeah, that’s a whole lot even worse.

Contains mature themes.