Lila Sophistication Carter talks to useless people. Admittedly, that’s not unusual in Lockhart, South Carolina. In her terms, ‘I’m Southern. We all talk to lifeless people down here. As a matter of fact, I don’t believe I can truly trust anybody that doesn’t speak to at least several useless relations on a daily basis. The difference is normally, they talk back to me.’

Now which murderer in the loose in Lockhart, and Lila Sophistication is the only 1 who knows a criminal offense was committed. Can she convince the sexy fresh sheriff that Jenny Miller didn’t fall down the steps on her own? Will she capture the killer before another body is available? Will the sheriff think she’s as attractive as she finds him?