Did you know that George Armstrong Custer survived the Battle of the tiny Big Horn and became a gunslinging knight-errant in the West-aided by a troupe of Chinese acrobats, cancan-dancing women, a rebel-flag-eyepatch-wearing Southern gambler, and a multilingual Crow Indian scout? H. W. Crocker’s rollicking, witty, exciting new book Armstrong can be an alternative background like you’ve hardly ever read before.