Laser-sharp zingers and out-of-this-world puns accumulate at an astronomical pace within this no gravitas sci-fi spoof from the author of Witches Be Crazy.

By no means meddle with unidentified spying objects .

The year is: The Future. Mars and Earth are like that divorced couple who don’t exactly like one another but have at least halted fighting in public areas. Floating somewhere among them, amid all of the garbage and Gene Roddenberry’s ashes, a transportation vessel known as the SS Jefferson can be homeward about Astro-Nuts bound. Its crew may have even made it on time for once, too…

Captain Cox is zero stranger to encountering the odd pickle in space, however when a tantalizingly derelict ship crosses paths with the Jefferson, he unwittingly parks in the middle of a NASA-ty interplanetary squabble. Faced with a marauding Martian and a squad of snobby key realtors, Cox and staff embark on a mad scramble across the solar system, to save themselves from either murder-via-space rifle of imprisonment in the notorious Guantanamo Docking Bay. Maybe they’ll also bypass to dealing with the natural weapon that accidentally wound up in their fridge, too.

Join Logan J. Hunder (Witches be Crazy) in this riotously funny send-up of spaceships and space exploration. Discover adventure, love, reduction, gain, losing that which was obtained, gaining a few of it back again, and all of the different ways the Outer Space Treaty could be violated.