Being Dead Is No Excuse: The Official Southern Ladies Guide to Hosting the Perfect Funeral Audiobook
Being Dead Is No Excuse: The Official Southern Ladies Guide to Hosting the Perfect Funeral Audiobook
- Tiffany Morgan
- Hachette Book Group USA
- 2020-01-21
- 5 h 24 min
Summary:
A hilarious guide to the intricate rituals, customs, and etiquette surrounding death in the South-and a practical assortment of recipes for the final send-off.
Seeing that author Gayden Metcalfe asserts, people in the Delta have a strong sense of community, and being useless is zero impediment to owned by it. Down south, they don’t really ignore you when you’ve up and died-they could even like you better and visit you more regularly! And there can be an appropriate way to live your life in the South, there can be an about Becoming Dead Is normally No Excuse: THE STATE Southern Ladies Guideline to Hosting an ideal Funeral similarly essentially tasteful method of departing it-and the funeral is the final social event of the existence so that it must be handled flawlessly. Metcalfe portrays this cut of American culture from the manners, customs, and the tomato aspic with mayonnaise that characterize the Delta way of loss of life.
Southerners love to swap tales, and Gayden Metcalfe, native of Greenville, MS, creator from the Greenville Arts Council and chairman from the St. Adam Episcopal Chapel Bazaar, is steeped in the tales and traditions of the rich region. She reminisces about the prominent family that drank too much and got the munchies the night time before the big event-and left not really a crumb for the funeral (Normally some early increasing, quick-witted ladies from your church saved your day, so the story demonstrates some answers to potential entertaining disasters!). After that there was the girl who allocated money to possess ‘Home for the Range’ sung at the service, and the family members that insisted on a portrait of their mom in her casket, and then refuse to pay for it on the lands that ‘Mama looks so unhappy.’
Each section ends with a geniune southern recipe which will come in handy in the event that you ‘program to pass away tastefully’, including Boiled Bourbon Custard; Aunt Hebe’s Coconut Cake; Pickled Shrimp; Homemade Mayonnaise; and Homemade Rolls.