On a program postal mission for any deranged millionaire, Bernice, Ruth and Jack intercept a stress signal through the most haunted planet in the galaxy: Nemeqit. Taking their newly-christened shuttle – The Irverfield – down to investigate, the trio shortly find themselves confronted by a pair of childlike extra-terrestrials; Vonna Byzantium, presenter of Paranormal Planets and part-time diva… and an awful lot of dirt. But another thing is going on beneath the surface of Nemeqit, something none of them ever truly imagined. And this time, Bernice really can’t save everyone…