In the taut, staccato style of cop show Dragnet, Clancy, BI (Building Inspector) gets an anonymous tip of shaky goings-on going down at sunlight Apartments. He and his partner, Rudy Valdez, take a look; and Clancy spies lots of code violations, and a set of boobs large enough to bring the largest of stucco and plywood sticklers with their legs. Clancy deploys every device at his disposal to get to the bottom from the top-heavy shenanigans rattling the foundations of sunlight Apartments – for the advantage of tenants, tit-men, peeping toms, and citizens alike. This erotic brief story can be chock filled with graphic sexual language and is consequently only ideal for a mature, open-minded audience.