Meet Can Carter, but experience free to call him Carter. (Yes, he knows it’s a lazy nickname, but he didn’t have much say in the problem.) Here are five items you should know about him: 1. He has a stuttering problem, particularly around boobs and belly control keys. 2. He battles Attention Deficit Disorder every minute of every time…unless he gets distracted. 3. He’s a virgin, mainly because he’s no proficient at talking to women (see #1 1). 4. He’s about to start senior high school. 5. He’s totally not really ready. Sign up for Carter for his freshman season, where he’ll search for sex, like, and acceptance anywhere he will get it. Along the way, he’ll almost destroy a trombone participant, face off along with his biggest nemesis, suffer a lot of loss of blood, narrowly escape loss of life, run from the cops (not really once, but twice), get caught up in a messy like triangle, meet up with his match by means of a curvy drill teamer, and surprise the hell out of everybody, including himself.