Meet up with Patrick Cleary: party guy, loser, and spaz. Patrick’s been trying desperately to transform himself, as well as the results have already been so spectacular, they’ve almost killed him. Match Wes “Whiskey” Keenan: he’s a field biologist thinking if it’s time to settle down. When the worst time of Patrick’s existence ends with Whiskey saving it, Patrick and Whiskey find themselves sharing organization and an impossibly little berth for the world’s tackiest houseboat.

Patrick must get his lifestyle together-and Whiskey wants to help-but Patrick is not entirely convinced it’s doable. He’s confident he’s a freak of character. But Whiskey, who works together with genuine freaks of character, thinks all Patrick needs is a little help to see the total beauty inside his spastic self, and Whiskey is focused on volunteering. Between anomalous frogs, a homicidal ex-boyfriend, and Patrick’s very own hangups, Whiskey’s going to need all of his persistence and Patrick’s have to to find the best of himself before these two men ever observe clear water.