The comedian, actor, television web host, podcast king, and NY Times bestselling writer of President Me, Not Taco Bell Materials, and In Fifty Years We’ll All Be Chicks now lays down the law for the plight of the present day parent.

Parents, do you often believe if your children needed to grow up the way you did-without iPads, 70-inch flatscreen Televisions, American Girl dolls, and wifi in the weather controlled minivan-that they might actually be better off? Do you feel underappreciated or overlooked? Perform you about Daddy, Stop Speaking!: And Other Things My Kids Need But WILL NOT BE Getting get worried you’re raising a couple of spoiled softies who will never learn how to do anything themselves-because you decide to do everything to them? If you responded to yes to any of these questions, you will need Daddy, Stop Speaking.

Adam rips parenthood a new one, telling it straight about what adults should do if indeed they don’t want to aid their children forever. Using his own crappy childhood being a cautionary tale, and touting the pitfalls of the type of helicopter parenting therefore pervasive today, Daddy, End Talking is the only parenting reserve you should ever read. Here, too, is normally sage guidance to Adam’s very own kids-and to long term parents-on what matters most: dating; drinking and medications; buying your first house and car; puberty; and what kind of assholes his children (and yours) should prevent becoming. Actually if his very own son and little girl pretty much disregard everything he says, you shouldn’t. And you’re welcome. Again.