Stick to the rules and you will not have a problem doing work for this arrogant, sanctimonious cad.

THE GUIDELINES of DNR: How exactly to Survive Doing work for Cole Lawson

USUALLY DO NOT Respond email messages are designed to be sent to yourself only-never to be re-read or responded to.

Vent about your mean boss and don’t concentrate on the scruff about his chin. Ignore the butterflies that flutter as he stares back at you and focus on his condescending shade.

I wish I’d listened. I wish I’d by no means drank my body weight in vodka and sent him a venting email, telling him exactly what I really considered his Lycra-wrapped bundle and just how he makes my own body hum.

The very last thing I needed was to break those DNR rules and send a contact to my boss.

Work is about to get a many more interesting. What have I got myself into?

Contains mature themes.