All aboard, me hearties, for a rip-roaring story of adventure around the high seas! There’ll be rum for many and sea shanties galore even as we travel back in time to join the valiant crew of the good ship Sea Eagle, braving perils, pirates and a peripatetic aged sea-dog known just as the Doctor! Gasp as our Gallifreyan buccaneer crosses swords with the fearsome Crimson Jasper, scourge of the seven seas and possessor of at least one wooden leg! Thrill as Evil Evelyn the Pirate Queen pieces sail in search of buried treasure, with just a foppish ship’s captain and an innocent young cabin youngster by her aspect! Marvel on the melodious mayhem which ensues even as we sail the sea blue! And wonder why Evelyn still hasn’t realised that hardly any stories have happy endings…