Bloodier than Fried Green Tomato vegetables!

Funnier compared to the Tx Chainsaw Massacre!

Welcome to Gil’s FOREVER Diner, where zombie episodes are a regular incident and you also never know what may be lurking in the freezer .

Duke and Earl are just passing through Rockwood state in their pick-up truck when they visit the Diner for an instant bite to eat. They aren’t planning to stick around-until Loretta, the eatery’s owner, presents them $100 to take care of her zombie problem. Considering that Duke is usually a about Gil’s All Fright Diner werewolf and Earl’s a vampire, this appears right up their alley.

However the shambling dead are just the end of an especially spiky iceberg. Seems someone’s away to operate a vehicle Loretta through the Diner, and willing to raise just a little Hell on Earth if that’s what it takes. Before Duke and Earl get to the bottom from the Diner’s troubles, they’ll come across such otherworldly complications as undead cattle, an amorous ghost, a jailbait sorceress, as well as the terrifying occult power of pig-latin. And maybe–just maybe–the End from the World, too.

Gory, sexy, and flat-out hilarious, Gil’s All Fright Diner will tickle your funnybone–before ripping it out of its socket!