The Weekly World News team uncovers the definitive and faux-tastic story of Bat Young man, from his hardscrabble origins in the caves of West Virginia to his global influence in the twenty-first century. Heading Mutant reveals how Bat Boy provides heeded a contact to service which has embarrassed much less forthcoming mutants: During the Gulf War, he deployed with the Particular Forces. He afterwards earned a particular commendation from George W. Bush for his usage of sonar, which led soldiers to the spider opening housing Saddam about Going Mutant: The Bat Son Exposed Hussein. And now Bat Boy joins makes with an unlikely crew of troops, researchers, and swamp mamas to fight a global pandemic that threatens to eliminate our planet.

This is a romantic go through the half-bat/half-boy, that has until now been shrouded in mystery (despite countless sightings and a megahit musical). Here, Bat Boy’s life is lighted through a series of public and personal documents obtained by the equally incomprehensible Dr. Barry Leed of the School of Indianapolis and through Regular World Information clippings. All of this information all fits in place in this new Bitingsroman that reveals an archetypal American trickster who has increased from his lowly origins to become America’s favorite independence fighter.