How dare he? How dare he come into my shop, The Green Vegan Store, having a t-shirt saying: I didn’t claw myself to the very best of the meals chain to eat vegetables?

I get it. He’s a chef and meats lover, but does he have to display it in my face every time he shops here? Honestly, I make an effort to be fine to everyone. I’m a vegan after all. We’re wonderful people . but he gets under my skin. Such as a tick. And he brings out the feisty redhead lurking inside me. He’s easily the most infuriating, selfish, and cruel bastard in the city of Seattle.

Melody is proving to herself and the world that she’s what it takes to run a successful business, predicated on sustainability and fair trade. Her family members thinks she should be focusing on beginning a family group since she’s already thirty-two, and she actually is trying. But despite having the help of an agency it seems impossible to find a decent man who fits her requirements and has what it takes to excite her. It isn’t that she’s frigid, it’s that she’s attracted to the wrong man.

Contains mature themes.