Bob Odenkirk and David Mix, designers of HBO’s classic sketch comedy present Mr. Show, present to you this collection of never-before-seen scripts and tips that Hollywood couldn’t discover the gumption to green-light. Simply put…

HOLLYWOOD SAID Zero!

Since Mr. Show closed up store, Bob and David possess kept busy with many projects–acting in fun, successful, movies and Television shows, directing points, and complaining about items that didn’t turn out well to anyone who would listen, as well as by itself, in about Hollywood Said No!: Orphaned Film Scripts, Bastard Moments, and Abandoned Darlings from the Makers of Mr. Present silence, of their own heads.

HOLLYWOOD SAID NO! reveals the full-length, never-before-seen scripts for Bob and David Make a Movie (fleshed out with brand-new storyboards by acclaimed designer Mike Mitchell) and Hooray For America!: a satirical power-house indictment of all that you hold dear. This tome also includes a bonus section of orphaned sketch tips from your Mr. Show times and beyond, suitable for performance by church organizations that aren’t all koo-koo about religious beliefs. What you are looking at online, and so are about to buy, is normally chock-full of comic twists, transforms, and maybe several hard truths. We said ‘probably,’ but what we should mean was ‘most likely not.’

Now, for the very first time, take a look in the scripts that didn’t get the go-ahead and ponder a world we can only dream of…and beyond!