How to Become a Federal Criminal: An Illustrated Handbook for the Aspiring Offender Audiobook
How to Become a Federal Criminal: An Illustrated Handbook for the Aspiring Offender Audiobook
- Jonathan Todd Ross
- Simon & Schuster Audio
- 2019-06-04
- 6 h 52 min
Summary:
“Somebody with credentials offers combed through a hill of boring literature, highlighted all the ticklish parts and served them up for understanding. This is a fantastic book for those who like to start sentences with ‘Do you know that…’” —THE BRAND NEW York Times
A hilarious, entertaining, and illuminating compendium of the most bizarre ways you may become a federal government felony in America—from mailing a mongoose to selling Swiss cheese without enough openings—written and illustrated by the creator about How to become Federal Offender: An Illustrated Handbook for the Aspiring Offender from the wildly popular @CrimeADay Twitter account.
Perhaps you have ever clogged a toilet within a country wide forest? That could get you half a year in federal prison. Written a notice to a pirate? You may be looking at 3 years in the slammer. Leaving the country with way too many nickels, drinking a beer on the bicycle inside a national park, or importing a pregnant polar bear are all very real crimes, which riotously funny, ridiculously engaging, and completely illustrated book displays how just about anyone can become—or may already be—a federal legal.
Whether you’re a criminal defense lawyer or just a self-taught expert in outrageous offenses, How to be a Federal Lawbreaker is your wonderfully weird window into a criminally overlooked sector of American authorities.